Where We Are

We are on the couch, eating pho, and watching March Madness.

Ms. Forty: *brrraaaaaaaap*

Oh god, I’m disgusting.

Mr. Forty: It’s feeding time for Jabba.

Yeah, I gotta say, that’s exactly what it’s like. Jesus I don’t even know me anymore.

And just like that, while typing this, I just unexpectedly sneezed and snotted myself.

I’m fucking Slimer.